Should I have a baby if I don’t want one?
Let's Stir Some Sh!t Up
I’m a professional homewrecker.
AKA Harry Potter and the STI’s Clinic.
I will die unexpectedly.
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.
Nunca pensé que embarazaría a alguien.
It should have been the last movie not just The Last Jedi.
A more gripping show than The Bachelor.
De haber sabido lo hubiera abortado.
No vuelvo a juzgar al libro por la portada.
Pretendiendo ser Pablo Escobar.
Welcome to your tape, bitch.