A wound that closes but never really heals.
So not the type of daddy I wanted to be.
How long until we kill each other?
You can’t escape death, but it’s hilarious.
Cults are terrible but boot camps are worse.
Turns out age is not just a number.
Should I have a baby if I don’t want one?
I’m a professional homewrecker.
AKA Harry Potter and the STI’s Clinic.
I will die unexpectedly.
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.
Nunca pensé que embarazaría a alguien.