Shit I write.
Author: MauValmont
Redefiniendo ‘ahogarse’ en alcohol.
November 28th, 2021
Make his dick hard, not his life.
I ended a marriage, luckily it wasn’t mine.
Is therapy covered by my insurance plan?
Respect the hustle.
Am I watching a horror movie now?
It is a surprisingly good shitshow.
I should move back with my parents.
I’ve said it before: China will kill us all.
Relationship status: Lady Di’s car crash.