A story more horrifying than Princess Diana’s whole marriage.
Let's Stir Some Sh!t Up
When do you stop chasing a dream?
I stepped back in time.
Think of it as Marissa Cooper and Annalise Keating’s baby with a learning disability.
In teaching us about life behind bars, OITNB taught us how to be human.
If you wannabe my lover, you have to put up with my shit.
I should have done something better with my time, like laundry.
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to become a daddy.
How long until we kill each other?
Death is not an escape, but it’s damn hilarious when it’s not yours.
Cults are dangerous but boot camps are worse.