Cults are terrible but boot camps are worse.
Author: MauValmont
Turns out age is not just a number.
Should I have a baby if I don’t want one?
I’m a professional homewrecker.
AKA Harry Potter and the STI’s Clinic.
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.
Nunca pensé que embarazaría a alguien.
It should have been the last movie not just The Last Jedi.
De haber sabido lo hubiera abortado.
Pretendiendo ser Pablo Escobar.
Welcome to your tape, bitch.
Apliqué la de Donald Trump.