I will die unexpectedly.
Author: MauValmont
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.
Nunca pensé que embarazaría a alguien.
It should have been the last movie not just The Last Jedi.
A more gripping show than The Bachelor.
De haber sabido lo hubiera abortado.
No vuelvo a juzgar al libro por la portada.
Pretendiendo ser Pablo Escobar.
Welcome to your tape, bitch.
Apliqué la de Donald Trump.
The ostrich burgers were delicious though.
What was I thinking?