Welcome to your tape, bitch.
Apliqué la de Donald Trump.
I’ll never feel guilty about eating ostrich burgers again.
What was I thinking?
Doing the right thing is not always easy.
Time to choose between love or money.
Right-swiping people can be a lifestyle.
This is the last thing we will do as a couple.
Nada grita Montreal como esto.
In hindsight, this could have been good porn.
Shame on you, but mostly, shame on me.
We were to be together forever.