AKA Harry Potter and the STI’s Clinic.
Author: MauValmont
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.
Nunca pensé que embarazaría a alguien.
It should have been the last movie not just The Last Jedi.
A more gripping show than The Bachelor.
De haber sabido lo hubiera abortado.
Pretendiendo ser Pablo Escobar.
Welcome to your tape, bitch.
Apliqué la de Donald Trump.
The ostrich burgers were delicious though.
Doing the right thing is not always easy.