Age is not just a number according to my body.
Author: MauValmont
Should I have a baby even if I don’t want one?
I’m not a home wrecker if that home’s door is wide open.
Did I just watch Harry Potter and the STI’s Clinic?
I will die unexpectedly.
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.
Nunca pensé que embarazaría a alguien y menos de esta forma.
If only it were the last movie instead of The Last Jedi.
A more gripping show than The Bachelor.
De haber sabido que así era tener hijos, mejor lo hubiera abortado.
No vuelvo a juzgar al libro por la portada.
Pretendiendo ser Pablo Escobar.