So not the type of daddy I wanted to be.
Author: MauValmont
How long until we kill each other?
You can’t escape death, but it’s hilarious.
Cults are terrible but boot camps are worse.
Turns out age is not just a number.
Should I have a baby if I don’t want one?
I’m a professional homewrecker.
AKA Harry Potter and the STI’s Clinic.
I will die unexpectedly.
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.
Nunca pensé que embarazaría a alguien.
It should have been the last movie not just The Last Jedi.