OITNB taught us how to be human.
Author: MauValmont
Girl Power strikes back.
There are better things to do, like laundry.
So not the type of daddy I wanted to be.
You can’t escape death, but it’s hilarious.
Cults are terrible but boot camps are worse.
Turns out age is not just a number.
Should I have a baby if I don’t want one?
I’m a professional homewrecker.
AKA Harry Potter and the STI’s Clinic.
I want to get fit but getting a lipo is faster.